The Oatmeal Man is Coming: 26 DAYS REMAIN….

I had the great opportunity to be in a movie with my friends a while back. Written by Jesse Gordon and directed by Sean Gordon The Oatmeal Man dropped Claude Foster, Nicole Kunz, Moira Dennis, and Krisondra Daigneault into a laugh out loud cheesy horromedy. (Horror/Comedy… you know… like Feast or The Stuff… )

 

Taking a page out of Kevin Smith’s book we got a bunch of friends together and had a great time making a movie! We are dropping this flick on July 1st of this year so head on over to our indiegogo to contribute and get your perks now!!

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p.s. Here’s a trailer…..

 

 

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Star Wars vs. Star Trek…. As if That Was a Battle….

Sith Monkeys....

Sith Monkeys….

The EMC Monkeys have put together for your viewing pleasure a wonderful Star Wars/Star Trek mashup video. Check it out! Ever wonder how a phaser holds up against a lightsaber? What would Spock use against a Force-Wielder? Could Captain Kirk monologue a Sith to death using boredom? How many Sith does it take to destroy an Enterprise? The answers to some of these questions and more are in this video!!

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Paul Biane Saber Guild Show

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Saber Guild never misses a photo op.

If you were at the Rancho Cucamonga Star Wars Day event then you were witness to the grand success the Saber Guild show was! My wife and I participated as Aayla Secura and Quinlan Vos respectively. We also had Darth Maul, Darth Tyranus, and their Sith assassins versus our Jedi Knights.

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May the 4th at Phat Collectibles

Master Vos hasn't quite moved his troops to Boz Pity yet.

Master Vos hasn’t quite moved his troops to Boz Pity yet.

If you’re a Star Wars fan then May the 4th should be a circled day in your calendar. Whether you celebrate it by Watching the Saga straight through, playing some LEGO Star Wars, reading some graphic novels, watching some Robot Chicken specials, bringing your action figure collection to a friends house to make bigger scenes, making Yoda pancakes, catching up on your X-Wing books, or listening to some Fan Fiction audio books, this is a day for all of us. This year however we got a double whammy because May the 4th was also Free Comic Book Day!! So not only could we do all the aforementioned activities but we could journey to our local comic shop and pick up some books on the house!!

Well this year was a hat trick for me. My wife and I recently joined up with the Saber Guild, a charity organization that raises money by dressing up as Lightsaber wielders and performing fights!! We were invited to Phat Collectibles by our sister organization The Dark Empire to troop for Free Comic Book Day and troop we did!

FREE!!!!

FREE!!!!

As my first event with this organization I had a great time. Taking pictures with kids and hanging with fellow Jedi is a great way for my May the 4th to go! Darth Vader made an appearance and Liz’s Aayla was very popular with the fans. I can’t wait for the next event where we’ll actually be doing a show! In the meantime check out the gallery and don’t forget to visit the links at the bottom! Joining up is a great way to becoming part of a larger world and becoming a real hero.

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The Dark Empire

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Mr. Rei and the wonderful ROOMIES!

It looks like the ROOMIES! have got to deal with the new player in town. Their landlord Mr. Rei!!

….and Mr. Rei doesn’t take shit from anyone.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!!

And one more!!!

The Roomies! may have met their match….

I think I’ve seen Mr. Rei before….

Watch ’em all here!!!

ROOMIES!

ROOMIES!

The Oatmeal Man is Coming

So did you know I was in a movie? Well, I was. The Oatmeal Man is a hilarious flick about a group of friends who happen upon an unspeakable terror. It’s got laughs, buddies, girls, breakfast, and a gooey monster!! What more could you ask for? Take a look at the new trailer if you don’t believe me.

What do you think?

Visit the site for more info and pre-order the movie!!

http://www.theoatmealman.com/

Collect them all!!

We’re Taking Stop Motion Back

So the last time you thought you saw some awesome stop motion was one of the following:

1. Badass Ray Harryhausen monsters.

2. The OG King Kong.

3. The EPIC Rebel Defeat at the Battle of Hoth

But if you don’t know what a VHS is you might not be familiar with the ancient art of stop motion.

A relic of a forgotten age

You probably think the scene in Empire is just some old school CG or something stupid. Well guess what? IT’S NOT!! Someone built some badass AT-ATs and Tauntauns, shot them one frame at a time and painstakingly moved them through their actions!! (I’m guessing the current instant gratification generation is thinking “What does painstakingly mean?”) What if someone thought to do an AWESOME fight with stop motion. Someone with fighting skills. Someone who could actually do a cool fight instead of most of the stop motion crap adrift in the sea of mediocrity that is YouTube. Someone like… the EMC Monkeys. Well, then you might end up something you could enjoy watching! So here it is

…. enjoy watching!

Learn well young ones. Stop motion can be a thing of beauty… or hilarity.

So….

What’s your favorite stop motion moment?

The Battle of Hoth!!!!