Alright. I confess I haven’t seen the latest Jeremy Renner version but I have seen the Damon trilogy. American fight choreo seems to go something like this:
Fight Coordinator: Ok, I’m going to have you do do some really close quarters combat fighting. Very fast and direct.
Director: Great, I’ll tell the Camera Operator to prepare for his seizure.
Damon: So what do you want me to do?
Fight Coordinator: Oh it’s really easy, just stay close to these stunt men, flail around aimlessly, make some fighting grunts and they’ll take care of the rest.
Director: Ok are we ready to roll on this?
(The Camera Operator is spining in circles with his forehead on a bat.)
Camera Operator: 49… 50. Ok. Uh…. whoa…. Rolling!
Director: ACTION!
Everyone: ….
Well, instead of the usual EMC fighting prowess this week the monkeys decided to take a page from Hollywood and try their hand at an American (chuckle) fight scene. There’s no way not to enjoy this because whether the fight works or doesn’t work, it still works.
So tell me,
Is this Hollywood enough for you?
They do it monkey style.
Sal Perales-I make music 